Drunk Democrat Ruins Tween Slumber Party, Denies Everything

A Valentine's Day slumber party for tween girls ended in tears last week after a former journalist turned Democratic candidate for Congress showed up, got drunk, and verbally abused the children before vomiting in a laundry basket.

NonDoc reports that Abby Broyles, who is running to represent Oklahoma's Fifth Congressional District, was invited to the Feb. 11 sleepover by the host, whose daughter was among the eight girls in attendance. Broyles was reportedly drinking wine and was initially pleasant before she suddenly lashed out at the children for no apparent reason:

According to multiple accounts of the evening, Broyles became intoxicated and spoke derogatorily to some of the girls. She allegedly called one girl an "acne fucker," which prompted the girl to leave the room in tears. Broyles allegedly called another girl a "Hispanic fucker" and another a "judgy fucker."