Clarence Thomas Addresses The Media: ‘I’ll Leave My Job When I Do It Poorly As Yours’

May the Fake News Media rest in peace! U.S. Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas tore into his numerous critics of the far-left media on Friday, prompting massive laughs from a Dallas audience.

Thomas is no stranger to the liberal media; the Supreme Court justice has been criticized heavily by various pundits on numerous occasions, some might even say viciously attacked.

The Washington Post, for instance, issued a “clarification” back in February after one of their writeups accused Thomas of thinking in a similar manner to a “White conservative.”

Another incident involved MSNBC host Joy Reid repeatedly referring to the justice as “Uncle Clarence” as a pejorative spinoff of the character “Uncle Tom.” Reid’s implication with such an insult was likely that Thomas is somehow subservient to a ‘white master’ of sorts, as is usually the case when leftists hurl such insults at black people who they harbor disdain for. Such an understanding of the name reflects a profound lack of knowledge; “Uncle Tom” was not exactly the historical figure that many in popular culture choose to portray him as.